Now Boarding
Expedition 1113
We are delighted to welcome you to Starship Henrietta. You can expect stunning window views on the treacherous journey* to Planet Oddette. Since you cheaped out on the tickets, your trip will have a total of 17 layovers. Don’t worry, we’ll try to make them worth your while.
Rumor has it the shopping on this planet is absolutely fabulous. Bring me back one of those iconic pearl necklaces, won’t you? What? No, this is not our first time attempting this journey. Now hurry up and get in.
* We are not held responsible for any harm that may or may not come your way. Whatever you do, please do try to avoid getting yourself killed. It’s always a legal nightmare, or so we heard. We’re a startup and the legal fees would likely ruin us financially. Why do you think the only flight option had 17 layovers? It’s too late to go back now, so just try to relax. Tea and bon bons will be served shortly.