“Terms” of “Service”

Alright! You’re on board now. No going back. Honestly, I don’t think we could turn around even if we wanted to... haha... anyways. We have some very specific terms of service around these parts (space), and we would appreciate it if you respect them.

1. You are required to drink tea.
2. You are required to have fun, cause we’re family here.

Ok, give us a sec. We’re still figuring out the rest....